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Im stupid and poor. My names David I'm 31 and queer. A 'slime-gay' some have said. I'm totally not a telltale joker kin 😐✌️. DNI if you don't give your pokemon potions in battles and just let them faint. I'm the big gay your parents warned you about and I make everything queer to spite YOU specifically. I'm named after Dave Lister and David Tennant, and apparently that makes me boring??? T day: 16/12/22
thinking about Nimona’s face in this scene because she already knows how this plays out, she’s lived this already and while Bal has the hope that she once had in his eyes, she KNOWS what happening before the sword is even raised. She’s NOT SURPRISED she’s NOT SHOCKED she’s only DISAPPOINTED that Ambrosius can turn on the man he loves because she’s already played this out with Gloreth
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something
This is why I decided to learn how to bake.
brother i said i missed the bus and you telling me this is why you became an astronaut. where do we go from here?
I get auditory hallucinations when I start falling asleep (no idea why, I just do). usually it’s mundane, or sometimes very annoying noises that wake me up, most common are mumbled conversation in a Café and the sounds of power tools on a construction site.
but just now instead, as I was trying to fall asleep, I heard a like… old man voice say “I am casting my most powerful Tuna Spells” and honestly my brain might be haunted by a wizard
take 2 of trying to fall asleep, same old man voice said: “I can form conjurations beyond your wildest imaginations” and then Party Rock Anthem started playing so loud I got jump scared
